- I have the "hairy" gene inherited from both of my parents, we'll leave it at that
- I can time the start of my menstrual cycle almost to the hour
- Just the act of walking into a walmart prompts the need for me to take a shit, seriously
- I say hi to everyone at work I pass, and with a smile, because I secretly hope that when they come in one day on a shooting rampage they will pass me by because I was always so friendly
- I can not pass a Starbucks without stopping for a beverage
- I pass gas *VERY* privately, like in a room, away from others, ALWAYS
- The chore of cleaning out the tub drain makes me vomit, so I don't do it
- When I itch my ears, I almost always smell my finger (so gross)
- Sometimes at night, after Little K is in bed....I continue to watch the Backyardigans and Yo Gabba Gabba
- ......well almost 10 things
Can you think of 10 (or less) things that I never wanted to know?
6 comments:
Walmart does to you what Target does to me.
I LOVE Yo Gabba Gabba.
Going to go see if I can come up with 10.
so YOU"RE the stinker in the walmart bathroom!!! :)
i too hate cleaning out the drain, even tho its always my hair. its just gross.
You are AWESOME. This post is hilarious! And very enlightening. :-)
Aww Karianne, this post made me love you even more!
I cannot watch Yo Gabba Gabba or Hi-5 or the Fresh Beat Band. Evie can't get through 3 mintues without beggin me to turn it off. The louder the show, the more she runs from it. For us, it's Discovery Channel, Little Bear, Dinosaur Train and Miss Spider. :0 But I have watched Blues Clues without kids. LOL!
This is so funny, because it's so true. We've all done it, been there!
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